A woman was working in a post office in California.
One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!!
There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist...
This is a true story reported on CNN
Andy Hume wrote:
Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe the....things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I haven't licked an envelope for years!' I used to work for a print shop (32 years ago) and we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never understood why until I had to go into storage and pull out 2500 envelopes that were already printed and saw several squads of cockroaches roaming around inside a couple of boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the envelopes.
Some jokes to brighten your day!
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Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Some jokes to brighten your day...
> Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about
> what had happened in the past.
> Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
> Teacher: Why?
> Student: There is no future in it.
> .................................................................
>
> Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much
> would your father still have?
> Ted: $10.
> Teacher: You don't know maths.
> Ted: You don't know my father!
> ........................................... ..........................
>
> Mother: David, come here.
> David: Yes, mum?
> Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
> David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
> Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am
> scolding you now.
> ......................................................................
>
> Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
> Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
> Father: So?
> Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
> If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
> .....................................................................
>
> A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were
> Watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of
> breaking plates,
> Then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
> Daughter: It's mummy!
> Father: How do you know?
> Daughter: She didn't say anything.
> ......................................................................
>
> Girl: Do you love me?
> Boy: Yes Dear
> Girl: Would you die for me?
> Boy: No, mine is undying love
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> Man: How old is your father?
> Boy: As old as me
> Man: How can that be?
> Boy: He became a father only when I was born
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
> Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
> ------------------------------------------
>
> Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
> your?/FONT>brother's. Did u copy his?
> Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
>
> --------------------------------------------------
> Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
> Son: That's why I say she's no good!
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> Teacher: "Where were u born?"
> Student: " Malaysia , Sir."
> Teacher: "Which part?"
> Student: "All of me, Sir."
> ----------------------------------------------------
>
> A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between
> 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.
> "Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher.
> "'Unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and
> 'ill-egal' is a sick eagle."
> ---------------------------------------------------
>
> Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
> Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
> Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
> Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."
> ----------------------------------------------------
>
> A boy came home from school with his exam results.
> "What did u get?" asked his father.
> "My marks are under water," said the boy.
> "What do u mean 'under water'?"
> "They are all below 'C' level"
> Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about
> what had happened in the past.
> Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
> Teacher: Why?
> Student: There is no future in it.
> .................................................................
>
> Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much
> would your father still have?
> Ted: $10.
> Teacher: You don't know maths.
> Ted: You don't know my father!
> ........................................... ..........................
>
> Mother: David, come here.
> David: Yes, mum?
> Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
> David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
> Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am
> scolding you now.
> ......................................................................
>
> Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
> Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
> Father: So?
> Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
> If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
> .....................................................................
>
> A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were
> Watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of
> breaking plates,
> Then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
> Daughter: It's mummy!
> Father: How do you know?
> Daughter: She didn't say anything.
> ......................................................................
>
> Girl: Do you love me?
> Boy: Yes Dear
> Girl: Would you die for me?
> Boy: No, mine is undying love
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> Man: How old is your father?
> Boy: As old as me
> Man: How can that be?
> Boy: He became a father only when I was born
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
> Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
> ------------------------------------------
>
> Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
> your?/FONT>brother's. Did u copy his?
> Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
>
> --------------------------------------------------
> Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
> Son: That's why I say she's no good!
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> Teacher: "Where were u born?"
> Student: " Malaysia , Sir."
> Teacher: "Which part?"
> Student: "All of me, Sir."
> ----------------------------------------------------
>
> A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between
> 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.
> "Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher.
> "'Unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and
> 'ill-egal' is a sick eagle."
> ---------------------------------------------------
>
> Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
> Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
> Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
> Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."
> ----------------------------------------------------
>
> A boy came home from school with his exam results.
> "What did u get?" asked his father.
> "My marks are under water," said the boy.
> "What do u mean 'under water'?"
> "They are all below 'C' level"
Lin Dan of China defeats Malaysia's Lee Chong in men's final Olympic
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Sunday, August 17, 2008
Lin Dan won his first ever Olympics gold medal in Beijing Summer Olympics 2008 in 17th August 2008 night by beating Lee Chong Wei (Malaysia) with the result of 21-12, 21-8.
Lin Dan performed well in his land court. LIN DAN is player whose skill is perfect has flawless style. But as a Malaysian, I supported Lee Chong Wei. By judging on Lin Dan 's skill, obviously he will win.
Even though Lee Chong Wei lost but at least he got a Silver medal for Malaysia, when we have been waiting years to get one in Olympic. So, no one should blame him for his lost to gain a Gold.
However, I am still sad because i think Chong Wei play not very well in the final and not play as what he can play. He can play better than that in my opinion. Stress is the problem... don't blame him.
Thank you Lee CHong Wei
Lee Chong Wei vs Lin Dan
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Saturday, August 16, 2008
Who will win, China or Malaysia?!
Lin Dan is The Best player in the world..
Chong Wei is the second best player in the world
If Chong Wei beats Lin Dan, it'll definitely create history for Malaysia. I'll pray for it to happen. Anything can happen and this world is never short of miracles! Although Chong Wei may not really need a miracle - he just need to have super mental strength and consistency! Malaysian Government offer a million dollar cash award for each gold medal, but Chong Wei don't really care about the cash more on the title!
Can he change the Silver into Gold??
The Final will be today, please watch it.
Good Luck Lee Chong Wei!!!
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Update, Lee Chong Wei lost badly to Lin Dan
Michael Phelps is cheating?
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I think that they are jealous because they will never have such a natural talent nor do they have the motivation or ambition to strive for such goals and dreams.
There are such people out there that live to nitpick and try to find the negative( or create the negative in their rumors) in any and every situation, it is what they have to live for in their sad empty lives.
Michael Phelps is the greatest Olympian of all time due to his ability to focus his physical and mental energy to his end. He uses music to focus and pump himself up for a match.
The idea of the suit is ridiculous since they all wear them.
He is not cheating he is not doping either, he is super tested, tested every week for performance enhancing drugs.
He is naturally built for swimming he has size 14 feet like flippers he is also double jointed in knees and elbows. He is 6'4 and dinner sized palms. He is literally Built for swimming
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Olympic Greatest Photos
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Friday, August 15, 2008
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2008 Beijing Olympics Medal Tally Count
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The 2008 Beijing Olympic Games was still moving to it's final end. Few more days and the Olympic games would be over. All countries who participated on this Olympic Games was still craving for the medal golds that they could grab. Many had had already loss and many had won.
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