A Virgin Joke

This virgin girl is
on
the phone and
asks her boyfriend to come

over and have dinner with her
parents.
Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces
to her
boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like
to go out
and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but
he has
never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to
the
pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the
pharmacist
it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy
for about
an hour.

He tells the boy everything
there is to
know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the
pharmacist asks
the
boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-
pack,
10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the
family
pack
because he

thinks he will be rather busy,
it being
his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up
at the
girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend
at the
door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my
parents,
come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is
taken to the
dinner table

where the girl's parents are
seated.
The
boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows
his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy
is still
deep in prayer,
with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no
movement
from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with
his head
down, the

girlfriend leans over and
whispers to
the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this
religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers
back, "I
had
no idea your
father was a pharmacist."

* * * * * * * * *