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Seal Hunt
Norway and Canada have a new kind of tourism. Killing baby seals. They call it a 'sport'..
You want to call this a sport ?
Is he a sportsman?
Why?
You're our only hope !!!
This barbarism shouldnt be possible in our society..
Dont turn your back on us, we are defenseless
I know these images seem painful for you, but we feel the pain. We are being slaughtered and its going on RIGHT NOW...
What gives him the right to kill us? Who is he to decide about life and death?
What kind of sport is this? I didnt harm anyone. I was just swimming around..
You cant just ignore these images.. Keeping silent and doing nothing makes you guilty...
Please don't leave us alone...
Bring these murderers to the attention
of world leaders.
Thank you!!!!
Men Are Hard To Please
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from village.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
How Much You Worth?
Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75
Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15
Height:[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $95
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215
Drink?[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[[back to $ZERO]]
[ ] No - $600
[ ] perfect vision $400
[ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but
dont wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[/] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450
Favorit e Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[/] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500
Did you use a calculator to add it all
up?
[ ] Yes $0
[ ] Nope-add $1000
[ ] some- $750
Read this and you will cry
when you were 8 years old, your
mom handed you an ice
cream. You thanked her by dripping it
all over your lap.
When you were 9 years old, she paid for
piano lessons. You thanked her by
never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old she drove
you all day, from soccer to football
to one birthday party after another.
You thanked her by jumping out of the
car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, she took
you and your friends to the movies.
You thanked her by asking to sit in a
different row.
When you were 12 years old, she warned
you not to watch certain TV shows. You
thanked her by waiting until she left
the house.
When you were 13, she suggested a
haircut that was becoming. You thanked
her by telling her she had no taste.
When you were 14, she paid for a month
away at summer camp. You thanked her by
forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, she came home from
work, looking for a hug. You thanked
her by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, she taught you how
to drive her car. You thanked her by
taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, she was expecting
an important call. You thanked her by
being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, she cried at your
high school graduation . You thanked
her by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, she paid for your
college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked her by
saying good-bye outside the dorm so you
wouldn't be embarrassed in front of
your friends.
When you were 25, she helped to pay
for your wedding, and she cried and
told you how deeply she loved you. You
thanked her by moving halfway across
the country.
When you were 50, she fell ill and
needed you to take care of her. You
thanked her by reading about the
burden parents become to their
children.And then, one day, she
quietly
died.
And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR
HEART..
& If you love
your
MOM & you
thank her
deeply