Ten steps to fight global warming

Here are 10 simple steps towards cutting your carbon emissions at home and work.

1. Change the lightbulbs. Replace one incandescent bulb with a compact fluorescent lightbulb and make a 60-80 percent electricity saving. This one small change will save 68 kilograms of carbon dioxide (CO2) a year.
2. Turn your computer off overnight. "Standby culture", or leaving appliances such as televisions, DVDs and hi-fi equipment switched on while they're not in use contributes one million tonnes of greenhouse gases to the atmosphere every year in Britain alone.
3. Calculate your carbon emissions. Take 10 minutes next time you're online to Google carbon calculator" and add up your carbon footprint. Tallying your total will give you an idea of where to cut down -- household, heating or holidays?
4. Eat local. Agriculture is responsible for about a fifth of the world's greenhouse gas emissions. Choosing local, seasonally grown food avoids carbon dioxide emissions from transporting produce around the world.
5. Reduce your red meat intake. Studies suggest producing one kg of beef releases greenhouse gases equivalent to 36.4 kg of carbon dioxide, thanks mostly to belching cattle's methane emissions.
6. Turn down the heating. About half of all the energy used at home is for heating and cooling. Turning the thermostat down two degrees can save about 800 kg of CO2 a year.
7. Turn up, and clean out the aircon. Edge your aircon up two degrees, and clean or replace dirty filters as recommended. Cleaning filters saves you money, and can save 160 kg of carbon dioxide annually.
8. Drive less, fly less. Every mile you drive adds 450 grams of CO2. Emissions from aircraft, already soaring, are predicted to account for five percent of global emissions by 2050. Carpool, walk, bike and take public transport when you can.
9. Plant a tree. One mature tree absorbs hundreds of kilograms of CO2 a year, and then stores it indefinitely in its wood fibre. Try for a native species that will promote biodiversity.
10. Reduce, re-use, recycle. Making glass bottles or aluminium cans from recycled materials uses less energy and produces less pollution than making them from scratch each time.

Avoid Drinking Fresh Sugar Cane Juice

I know this from a colleague whose father is working with the Ministry of the Environment in S'pore.
Health News - About Sugar Cane Drinks
A friend whose father works for the government health inspection
passed on his info. Their job is to inspect all hawkers, their
cooked food, their store hygiene, etc. They found sugar cane juice has
the highest content of bacteria among all food. In fact, it has
exceeded the set limit. Hence, these guys had to find out why.
They went round all sugar cane stores and watched the way the hawkers handled their
sugar cane, wash their glasses, their entire procedure. But they
couldn't find the problem.

One day, they stayed till closing time and discovered some
shocking facts! Whenever, the hawkers closed their stores, they
would wash the floor with detergent. As we know, the remaining sugar
canes will be placed at the back of the store, vertically standing and
as sugar canes are very porous, they tend to absorb whatever liquid
around them. Besides the soapy water, the dirt on hawkers' boots,
cats' urine,etc, will all be absorbed??

Now, whenever I eat at a hawker centre, I would warn all my
friends about this and of course I stopped drinking my favourite
sugar cane juice.

A friend, who loved sugar cane juice, was pregnant. She was
always drinking sugar cane juice. Anyway, one day she miscarried
and the fetus was already like 6 or 7 months old, I think. When the
doctors did an autopsy to find out why all of a sudden the fetus had died
inside her, they found traces of some chemical substance, which was
found in cat urine. Large traces of it.
While it would not be able to harm adults, it was extremely toxic
to babies,what more a fetus? So they tried to determine how this
cat urine thing could have ended up in the fetus. This meant that it
had to be digested by the mother, right?

And the only logical conclusion they could come up with was that
since these sugar cane juice stall holders just leave the canes
lying around on the wet and dirty floor, it would not be impossible
to think that stray cats could have peed on those sugar canes or near
those sugar canes. So think carefully the next time you order that
favourite sugar cane juice!

What baby are you?

---------------JANUARY BABY--------------------
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored.
Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to
Recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth.
Stubborn.

----------FEBRUARY BABY --------------------
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.
Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.
Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone.
Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest
And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves
Freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves
Aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.
Gets angry really easily but does not show it.
Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends
But rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn.
Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the
Inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.
Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

-----------------MARCH BABY --------------------
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and
Reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous
And sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity.
Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered.
Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness.
Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up
Feelings. Observant and assesses others

------------------APRIL BABY -------------------
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.
Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and
Sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does
Work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive.
Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good
Memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look
For information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or
Make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and
Others. Understanding. Fun to be around.
Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive.
Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and
Traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.

-----------------MAY BABY -----------------
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and
Highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.
Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings.
Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint.
Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex.
Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to
Dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good
Imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves
Literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike
Being at home. Restless. Not having many children.
Hardworking. High spirited.

------------JUNE BABY -------------
You've got the best personality and are an
Absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make
New friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt
And more than likely have an a very attractive
Partner. A wicked hottie. It is also more than likely
That you have a massive record collection. You
Have a great choice in films, and may one day
Become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck,
You've got the looks for it!!!

----------------JULY BABY --------------
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to
Be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily
Consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's
Feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Easily hurt. Witty and sparkly.
Spazzy at times.
Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.
Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive
And forms impressions carefully. Caring and
Loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of
Sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people
Through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties
In studying. Loves to be with friends Always broods
About the past an d the old friends. Waits for
Friends. Ne ver looks for friends. Not aggressive
Unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt
But takes long to recover.

------------AUGUST BABY ---------------
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on
attention. no self control. kind hearted. self
confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.
easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every
thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing.
loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates
not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be
loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone".
longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or
restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring.
always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming"
or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious.
independent. strong willed. a fighter.

------------SEPTEMBER BABY ---------------
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends
to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.
Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and
caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have
many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional.
Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates
oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.
Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can
understand.

---------------OCTOBER BABY -------------------
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves
to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical
beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry
often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and
fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but
recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does
not care to control emotions. Unpredictable.
Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND
sexiest of them all.

---------------NOVEMBER BABY --------------------
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and
dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.
Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards
your inner and outer beauty and independent
personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional
and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people
easily and very social in a group. Fearless and
independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a
crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the
greatest men are born in this month. If you ever
begin a relationship with someone from this month,
hold on to them because their one of a kind.

---------------DECEMBER BABY ---------------
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking
person possible... better than all of these other
months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive
in everything. Active in games and interactions.
Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in
organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to,
though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,
yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by
kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of
ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to
delay. Choosy and always wants the best.
Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to
joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone
always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.
Friendly . Knows how to make friends. Abiding.
Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of
person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting
colds. loves music.

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Human brain is stupid

This is when you realize human brain is stupid...

Read out loud the text inside the triangle below.


More than likely you said, "A bird in the bush," and........
if this IS what YOU said, then you failed to see
that the word THE is repeated twice!
Sorry, look again.


Next, let's play with some words.
What do you see?

In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter). It's all very physiological too, because it visualize the concept that good can't exist without evil (or the absence of good is evil ).

Now, what do you see?

You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?

What do you see here?

This one is quite tricky!
The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.


ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST

Count every " F " in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

(SEE BELOW)

HOW MANY ?

WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is further down.

The brain cannot process "OF".

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!

Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius. Three is normal, four is quite rare.

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Marian $hih

And …here is the reply… :-

Dear Marian

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

45 things a girl wants but won't ask for

1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends
together.


KEEP READING


1 1. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more,
deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say i love her
more
than you, deny it. fight back and hug
her tight so she can't get to her
friends. it makes her feel loved.


Ar e you thinking of someone?


16. Always hug her and say I love you
whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the
waist.
19. Tell her she's beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about
her.


One last thing you need to do to show
her you actually do mean it.


21. Open doors for her, walk her to her
car- it makes her feel protected, plus
it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she's your everything -
only if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something
wrong, ask her- if she denies something
being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her
24. Make her feel loved.
25-kiss her in front of OTHER girls you
know!!!!*


WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE
AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US

26-don't lie to HER.*
27-DON'T cheat on her.*
28-take her ANYWHERE she wants
29-txt messege or call her in the
morning and tell her have a good day at
work {or school}, and how much you
MISS her.
30-be there for her when ever she needs
you, & even when she doesn't need you,
just be there so she'll know that she
can ALWAYS count on you.*


ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER
BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT


31. Hold her close when she's cold so
she can hold YOU too.
32. When you are ALONE hold her close
and kiss her.*
33. Kiss her on the CHEEK; (it will
give
her the hint that you want to kiss
her).*
34 . While in the movies, put your arm
around her and then she will
automaticall y put her head on your
shoulder, then lean in and tilt her
chin
up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even
jokingly or act like you're mad. If
shes
upset, comfort her.


REME MBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE
WITH HER NEXT


36. When people DISS her, stand up for
her.*
37. Look deep into her EYES and tell
her
you love her.*
38. Lay down under the STARS and put
her
head on your chest so she can listen to
the steady beat of your heart, Link
your
fing ers together while you whisper to
her as she rests her eyes and listens
to
you .
39. When walking next to each other
grab
her HAND.*
40. When you hug her HOLD her in your
arms as long as possible*


MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED


41. Call or text her at night to wish
her SWEET DREAMS*
42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe
away her tears.*
43. Take her for LONG walks at night.
44. ALWAYS Remind her how much you love
her.*
45. sit on top of her and tell her how
much u love her and then bend down to
her face and kiss her while sitting on
her.

Emotion Test

Write your answers underneath the
question.
The answers are at the bottom, BUT
dont cheat..

1. Your favorite color (red,
blue,black, green and yellow)

2. Your first initial?

3. What month were you born in?
4. Which color do you like more:
-black or white?

5. Name one of your friend?

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like flying or driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean
more?

Answer
1. If you choose:

Red- You are alert and your life is
full of love.

Black - You are conservative and
aggressive.Gr een - Your soul is
relaxed and you
are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love
kisses and affection from the ones you
love and give good advice to those who
are down.

Yellow - You are a very happy person.

2. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and
friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy your life to
the maximum & your love life is
soon to
blossom.
S- Z You like to help others and your
future love life looks very good.


3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well
for you and you will discover that
you fall in love with someone totally
unexpecte d.

April-June : You will have a strong
love relationship that will last
forever.

July-Sept: You will have a great year
and will experience a major life-
changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec : Your love life will be
great, and eventually you will find
your soul mate.


4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a
different direction, it will seem hard
at the time but will be the best
thing for you, and you will be glad
for the change.

White : You will have a friend who
completely confides in you and would
do anything for you, but you may not
realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many true friends you
have in your lifetime.

7. If you choose:

Flyin g: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends
and your lover and yourself are very
reserved and not emotional.

Oc ean: You are spontaneous and like
to please people but have many emotions


"Emotion-test. Don't cheat

Watch Alvin and the Chipmunks flash -funny!

Chipmunks Revenge

How to be a super boyfriend

When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ]

When she stares at your mouth [ smile...then kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hit's you [ hug her tight ]

When she starts cursing at you [ say i love you ]

When she's quiet [ hold her hand and ask what's wrong ]

When she ignores you [ act cute so she'll notice you ]

When she pulls away [ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst [ tell her you love her and she still looks amazing ]

When you see her start crying [hold her...ask her what's wrong]

When you see her walking [ approach her..give a kiss on the cheek. ]

When she's scared [assure her you're not goin to leave her ]

When she lays her head on your shoulder [ tilt your head too..and hold her hand ]

When she steals your favorite hat [ let her keep it]

When she teases you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesnt answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ]

When she looks at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ]

When she says that she likes you [ she really does more than you could understand ]

When she grabs at your hands [ Hold hers and play with her fingers ]

When she bumps into you [ bump into her back and make her laugh ]

When she tells you a secret [ keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks at you in your eyes [ dont look away until she does ]

When she misses you [ she's hurting inside ]

When you break her heart [ the pain never really goes away ]

When she says its over [ she still wants you to be hers ]

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you:

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid. - Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

Personality Test

The Dalai Lama said read it to see if it works for
you.

Very interesting. Just 4 questions and the answers
will surprise you.
Do
not cheat by looking up the answers. The mind is
like a parachute, it
works best when it is opened. This is fun to do,
but you have to
follow the
instructions very closely. Do not cheat.

MAKE A WISH BEFORE BEGINNING THE TEST!!

A Warning! Answer the questions as you go along.





















There are only four questions and if you see them
all before
finishing,
you will not have honest results. Go down slowly
and do each exercise
as you
scroll down. Don't look ahead. Get pencil and
paper to write your
answers as you go along. You will need it at the
end. This is an
honest
questionnaire which will tell you a lot about your
true self. Give an
answer for each item.









































Put the following 5 animals in the order of your
preference. Cow Tiger
Sheep Horse Pig

Write one word that describes each one of the
following:

Dog

Cat

Rat

Coffee

Sea











































Think of someone (who also knows you and is
important to you) that you
can relate them to the following colours (do not
repeat your answer
twice.
Name just one person for each colour.) Yellow
Orange Red White Green









































Finally, write down your favourite number and your
favourite day of the
week.......................










































Finished? Please be sure that your answers are
what you REALLY WANT.












































Look at the interpretations below: (but first
before continuing,
repeat
your wish.)
















































This will define your priorities in your life.

Cow Signifies CAREER

Tiger Signifies PRIDE

Sheep Signifies LOVE

Horse Signifies FAMILY

Pig Signifies MONEY


Your description of dog implies your own
personality.
Your description of cat implies the personality of
your partner. Your
description of rat implies the personality of your
enemies. Your
description of coffee is how you interpret sex.
Your description of
the
sea implies your own life.


Yellow: Someone you will never forget

Orange: Someone you consider your true friend

Red: Someone that you really love

White: Your twin soul

Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest
of your life

Know your star( horoscope) II

Once you have opened this article, there's no turning back.

Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book
written 35 years ago by an astrologist's predictions.

Read your sign, then forward this to your friends it on
This is the real deal, try ignoring it and the first thing you'll
notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it
only gets worse from there.

1. ARIES - The Liar

(the Ram - 21 March - 19 April)
* Outgoing.
* Lovable.
* Spontaneous.
* Not one to mess with.
* Funny.
* EXCELLENT kisser.
* EXTREMELY adorable.
* Loves relationships.
* Addictive.
* Loud.
16 years of bad luck if you do not forward this to your friends.



2. TAURUS - The Tramp

(the Bull - 20 April - 20 May)
* Aggressive.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
* Extremely outgoing.
* Loves to help people in times of need.
* GOOD kisser.
* GOOD personality.
* Stubborn but a caring person.
* One of a kind.
* Not one to mess with.
* Usually are the most attractive people.
15 years of bad luck if you do not forward this to your friends.



3. GEMINI - Irresistible

(the Twins - 21 May - 21 June)
* Nice.
* Love is one of a kind.
* Great listener.
* Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out.
* Trustworthy.
* Always happy.
* Loud.
* Talkative.
* Outgoing.
* VERY Forgiving.
* Loves to make friends.
* Has a beautiful smile.
* Generous.
* Strong.
* The Irresistible one.
9 years of bad luck if you do not forward this to your friends.

4. CANCER - The Cutie

(the Crab - 22 June - 22 July)
* Most AMAZING kisser...Very high appeal.
* Love is one of a kind.
* Very romantic.
* Most caring person you will ever meet!
* Very creative.
* Extremely random and proud of it.
* Freak.
* Spontaneous.
* Great at telling stories.
* Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to
it.
* Someone you should hold on to.
12 years of bad luck if you do not forward this to your friends.
5. LEO - The Lion

(the Lion - 23 July - 22 August)
* Great talker.
* Attractive and passionate.
* Laid back.
* Knows how to have fun.
* Is really good at almost anything.
* GREAT kisser.
* Unpredictable.
* Outgoing.
* Down to earth.
* Addictive.
* Attractive.
* Loud.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Talkative.
* Not one to mess with.
* Rare to find.
* Good when found.
7 years of bad luck if you do not forward this to your friends.

6. VIRGO - The One that Waits

(the Virgin - 23 August - 22 September)
* Dominant in relationships.
* Someone loves them right now.
* Always wants the last word.
* Caring.
* Smart.
* Loud.
* Loyal.
* Easy to talk to.
* Everything you ever wanted.
* Easy to please.
* The one and only.
7 years of bad luck if you do not forward this to your friends.


7. LIBRA - The Lame One

(the Balance - 23 September - 23 October)
* Nice to everyone they meet.
* Their Love is one of a kind.
* Silly, fun and sweet.
* Have own unique appeal.
* Most caring person you will ever meet!
* However not the kind of person you want to mess with...you might
end up crying.
9 years of bad luck if you do not forward this to your friends.

8. SCORPIO - The Addict

(the Scorpion - 24 October - 21 November)
* EXTREMELY adorable.
* Intelligent.
* Loves to joke.
* Very good sense of humor.
* Energetic.
* GOOD kisser.
* Always get what they want.
* Attractive.
* Easy going.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Talkative.
* Romantic.
* Caring.
4 years of bad luck if you do not forward this to your friends.

9. SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One

(the Archer - 22 November - 21 December)
* Spontaneous.
* High appeal.
* Rare to find.
* Great when found.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* So much love to give.
* Not one to mess with.
* Very attractive.
* Very romantic.
* Nice to everyone they meet.
* Their Love is one of a kind.
* Silly, fun and sweet.
* Have their own unique appeal.
* Most caring person you will ever meet!
* Not the kind of person you wanna mess with because you might end
up crying.
4 years of bad luck if you do not forward this to your friends.

10. CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover

(the Goat - 22 December - 19 January)
* Love to bust.
* Nice.
* Sassy.
* Intelligent.
* Sexy.
* Irresistible.
* Loves being in long relationships.
* Great talker.
* Always gets what he or she wants.
* Cool.
* Loves to own Gemini's in sports.
* Extremely fun.
* Loves to joke.
* Smart.
24 years of bad luck if you do not forward this to your friends.
11. AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water

(the Water Bearer - 20 January - 18 February)
* Trustworthy.
* Attractive.
* GREAT kisser.
* One of a kind.
* Loves being in long-term relationships.
* Extremely energetic.
* Unpredictable.
* Will exceed your expectations.
* Not a Fighter, but will knock your lights out if it comes down to
it.
2 years of bad luck if you do not forward this to your friends.
12. PISCES - The Partner for Life

(the Fishes - 19 February - 20 March)
* Caring and kind.
* Smart.
* Center of attention.
* High appeal.
* Has the last word.
* Good to find, hard to keep.
* Fun to be around.
* Extremely weird but in a good way.
* Good Sense of Humor!!!
* Thoughtful.
* Always gets what he or she wants.
* Loves to joke.
* Very popular.
* Silly, fun and sweet.
5 years of bad luck if you do not forward this to your friends.

Life is too short for the wrong job

Proof that girls are evil

Why students fail in exams...?

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student:

1.Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.

2.Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.

4.1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.

7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day??????!!!!!

Balance = 0

' Then how can a student pass ??'

Bra codes

AND, just a thought for all the women out there........

MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown,
MENopause............

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?.........And

When we have real trouble it's HISterectomy!!!!

Send this to all women to have a laugh AND, don't forget to have a mammogram!!!!!!

A Friend Is Like A Good Bra...
Hard to Find
Supportive
Comfortable
Always Lifts You Up
Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging
And Is Always Close To Your Heart!!!

Share this with a friend!
I DID

When is your birthday?

December 23rd - January 1st
Red

January 2nd - January 11th
Orange

January 12th - January 24th
Yellow

January 25th - February 3
Pink

February 4th - February 8th
Blue

February 9th - February 18th
Green

February 19th - February 28th
Brown

March1st - Match 10th
Aqua

March 11 - March 20th
Lime

March 21 st
Black

March 22 nd - March 31st
Purple

April 1st - April 10th
Navy

April 11th - April 20th
Silver

April 21st - April 30th
White

May 2nd - May 14th
Blue

May 15th - May 24th
Gold

May 25th - June 3rd
Cream

June 4th - June13th
Gray

June 14 - June 23rd
Maroon

June 24th
Gray

June 25 - July 4th
Red

July 5th - July 14th
Orange

July 15th - July 25 th
Yellow

July 26th - August 4 th
Pink

August 5th - August 13th
Blue

August 14th - August 23rd
Green

August 24 - September 2nd
Brown

September 3rd - September12th
Aqua

September 13th - September 22nd
Lime

September 23rd
Olive

September 24th - October 3rd
Purple

October 4th - October 13th
Nave

October 14th - October 23rd
Silver

October 24 - November 11th
White

November 12th - November 21st
Gold

November 22nd - December1st
Cream

December 2nd - December11th
Grey

December 12th - December 21st
Maroon

December 22nd
Teal

RED
Cute and lovable type, you are picky but always in love ...and liked to be loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be "moody" at times. Capable with people, nice, soft, and that can love you for the way you are. Likes people that are easy to talk to, and can make you feel comfortable.

CREAM
Competitive and sportive. Don't like losing and always cheerful! You are trustworthy, and very out-going. You choose love carefully, and don't fall in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don't let go for a long long time.

TEAL
You are mostly interested in your looks. And have high standards in picking love. You think and make a solution precisely, and hardly make stupid mistakes. You like to lead, and is easy for you to make new friends.

GREY
You are attractive, and active. You never hide your feelings, and express everything that's inside. But can be selfish at times. You want to be noticed, and don't like to be treated unequally. You can brighten up people's day. You know what to say at the right time, and you have a good sense of humor.

GREEN
You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person, but sometimes you can hurt people's feelings by your words... You like to be loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single, waiting for the right person.

GOLD
You know what's right and what's wrong. You are cheerful and out going. It's hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the right person, you won't be able to fall in love again for a long time.

PINK
You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and care for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have negative thoughts, and you look for romantic love like in a fairytale.

YELLOW
You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people, and have a strong leadership towards relationships. You make good decision and make the right choice at the right time. And always dreaming of romantic relationship.

MAROON
You are intelligent, and know what's right. You like to take things go your way, which can sometimes cause trouble or not thinking about other people's feelings. But you are patient when it comes to love... Once you get a hold of the right person, it's hard for you to find a better love.

ORANGE
You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever.

PURPLE
You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily. Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular between friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things easily. You go for person that's trustworthy.

LIME
You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and complain over little things. You can't get stuck into one thing, but you have a capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you.

SILVER
You are imaginative and shy, but you like trying new things. You like to challenge yourself. You learn things easily, and like "Hard to get". Your love life is normally hard and confusing.

WHITE
You dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and you don't react to things easily. You are different and sometimes thought highly by others.

OLIVE
You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and family. You don't like violence and know what's right. You are kind and cheerful, but don't envy other people easily.

BROWN
You are active and sportive. It's hard for other people to become close with you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find out you can't get something, you give up and let go easily as well.

BLUE
You have low self-esteem, and very picky. You are artistic and like to fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind, not your heart.

NAVY
You are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong feeling towards everything. And very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone, it's hard for you to forgive them.

AQUA
Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonely, and like travelling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too easily. It's hard to find love for you, and you get lost in love easily. Sometimes you get hurt by love.

BLACK
You are challenging, and have the "guts". But you don't like changes in your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a long time. Your love life is also challenging, and different.

ORANGE
You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever.

Reality or similarity?

Who is the tallest?


A face or a word LIAR?


Do you see the word 'LIFT'?
Or, a bunch of black splotches ?


FIND THE FACES:


FOCUS ON THE DOT!


Live carpet


Water fall or Human fall?


In the forest there are five hidden deers....... .Can you find all of them???????? ?


How many pillers are there ,three or two ???????????
Look at the middle column.
Where does it end?


DO YOU SEE FOUR PEOPLE?


Are they ships or pillers!!!!


Are they audiences or buildings ?????


How many horses? (7)


How many people are there?


Impossible ring